There is this classic project management phrase where (with variations) the 5 - 7 words all start with "P".
A six word variation was raised in various meetings by the new Project Director and suddenly some interesting variations have started appearing on the inevitable whiteboard...
And now there's a bottle of wine at stake. Of course thats not a lot of use to me but to get into the spirit of things I've come up with a few entries:
Partial Project Planning Produces Porous Products
Parsimonious Penny Pinching Produces Profitable Products