Arrr,ladnews has been sighted off the starboard bow and his flags be telling me that it be talk like a pirate day today.
It be a good time to remind ye all that the Burley Griffin is infested by such scalawags and reprobates as make used car salesmen look like fine upstanding types. Why, we have politicians and diplomats in plenty. Such a body of water demands its own pirates now doesn't it just!
So if ye wish to be counted amongst the Pirates of the Burley Griffin fire a salvo and be welcome!